Anyway, these days, I'm also trying my hand at writing children's books- did I mention that? Inspired by the fabulous Nicky Harlow who taught a children's fiction writing workshop I attended at the John Hewitt International Summer School, I'm giving it a whirl and believe me, it's SO much harder than it looks!
With that in mind, and with my trip to the MAD Blog Awards in London this Friday, I've
Oh, and you can check out all the fabulous blogging finalists right here and follow all the cheeky shenanigans live on Twitter #madblogawards
Me at the MAD Blog Awards 2012, complete with the giant red stag in the hotel lobby....No, I'm not sure why either! |
I'm going to the MAD Awards,
I'm going to the MAD Awards,
I'm going to have a hangover,
What a lot of champers!
I'm not scared.
Oh-oh! A dress!
A long, tight dress!
I can't slim into it,
I can't bust out of it.
Oh no!
I've got to get the spanx on.
Squishy, squashy!
Squishy, squashy!
Squishy squashy!
I'm going to the MAD Awards,
I'm going to have a hangover,
What a lot of champers!
I'm not scared.
Oh -oh! Stilettos!
Sexy, toe crunching stilettos.
I can't wear flip flops,
I can't wear Uggs,
Oh no!
I'll have to hobble through it!
Stumble, trip!
Stumble, trip!
Stumble, trip!
I'm going to the MAD Awards,
I'm going to have a hangover,
What a lot of champers!
I'm not scared.
Oh- oh! White skin!
Freckly Blue-white skin.
It always goes on streaky,
And smells like old digestives,
Oh no!
And smells like old digestives,
Oh no!
I'd better slap the tan on!
Squelch, squerch!
Squelch, squerch!
Squelch, squerch!
I'm going to the MAD Awards,
I'm going to have a hangover,
What a lot of champers!
I'm not scared.....
Wish me luck, peeps!!
Love this! I'll see you there! (I believe we're in the same category) I will have my flip flops on as soon as I can!
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ReplyDeleteLove it! Enjoy and good luck x
ReplyDeletehaha, this is fantastic! I shall see you there :-)
ReplyDeleteAbsolutely brilliant Emma - you're a genius and deserve to win in all your categories. Will have everything crossed for you. Have an amazing time! xx
ReplyDeleteWill be good to see you again - and I'll keep em peeled for suitable alternatives to the stag to ride.
ReplyDeleteBrilliant! PS You'd have thought you'd chosen that dress to match the wall and the complement the deer! PPS Even though you didn't win, I reckon you're all winners in your category...
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