Living with Rory

(Casually).  'Mummy, I'm going to need my school jumper washed.
I had to use it to clean my brush when I was painting my 'Mary' picture in school today.'
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(Inquiringly) 'Mummy, is it rude to put your middle toe up to people or is it just your middle finger you shouldn't do?'
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(Chancing his arm) 'Mummy, I've got a big ulster and it's distracting me from doing my homework. Look!'